NOTE: This was originally posted in 2009.
As
I see so many of my co-workers adorned with an ash cross on their
foreheads today, I wonder if Catholicism had instead instituted "Turd
Wednesday" and required the smearing of shit on their heads, would they
do so? And just once I'd like to see some wiseass go up to get his
facial ash and instead demand full-on blackface instead of a tiny cross
smear. Then I'd love to see the Jolson-looking dude burst out onto the
street and scream the most Amos 'n' Andy-style "HALLELUJAH!!!" possible.
"HALLELUJAH!!!"
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